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CUTTS: Hi. My name is Matt Cutts. I work at Google. And I bet my team that they couldn’t reach a certain milestone, and they did reach that milestone.
Unfortunately, the bet was that they could do anything they wanted to my hair.
So, I lost the bet, they get to do what ever they want. Let’s see what they’d do.
I hope I don’t have a really ugly head.Ow! Just kidding.
I hope he isn’t doing something obscene on the back of my head.
Oops, sorry. You promise I’m not going to get fired tomorrow?
CUTTS: I promise. Take a chunk out of it.
ANDY: I did.
Oh, my God, totally shaved the whole thing.
BRANDON: I’ve never done this before Matt, so don’t–
ANDY: You guys want to join?
RYAN: It looks like this way, yeah. Oh, wow. It’s really coming off. Oh wow, that is really something. CUTTS: Goodbye, hair.
I mean, I’d rather not keep a reverse Mohawk. I mean, if it’s okay with you. That would be a pretty ugly haircut.
RYAN: We’re getting to the point where you could sort of be like Pointy-Haired Boss.
CUTTS: Hello, Webmaster Central viewers. Subscribe to the YouTube webmaster video channel or this might happen to you.
What’s the business in front, party in the back? Mullet?
CUTTS: Mullet, yes. I could have had a mullet.
JOHANNES: That’s a classic, right?
CUTTS: It’s an attractive haircut, right? Right? Andy’s like “Uh, sure.” Ryan’s got the touch, man. If software engineering doesn’t work out… You have a backup profession.
RYAN: When the apocalypse comes and we no longer have computers.
CUTTS: It’s kind of fun to do this. I think I’m going to be doing this a lot. That’s cool, isn’t it, huh? Yeah, feel it, it’s weird.Yeah, yeah, you give it a shot. Isn’t that weird? It’s like a lizard… No, it doesn’t feel gross at all. Okay, now you’re [INDISTINCT]
CUTTS: Okay, I feel good. I feel good about what we’ve accomplished here today.
Thank you very much and thanks for reaching that milestone on webspam. Alright, cool.
Quick Answer: Matt gets his hair cut